Quests and Directions

Did you ever think you would end up wandering through a grocery store trying to figure out what food most resembled nipples? I didn't either...but that's exactly what I did this weekend. I was sticking to mostly the cookie aisle and candy aisle. I was deep in thought focusing on the goal at hand when I stopped myself and realized what I was doing. I wished someone was there to share the moment with me because it made me laugh. Then I got over it and continued on my quest for the perfect edible nipple. Which I found - Thank you "Baby Pacifier" candies. With them, I was able to finish this cake I made. 

In unrelated news, today I had to call my mom to drive me home from the car dealership. As we are driving down the highway this conversation took place:

My mom: "Okay, you need to tell me where to turn"
Me: "What are you talking about"
My mom: "...where to turn. To get to your house"
Me: "Mom, I've lived in this house for 5 years now"
My mom: "I know. But I always go the same way and this isn't it"
Me: "But this is the simplest way. It's off the highway and there's only one turn"
My mom: "I know. I just don't come this way."

Oh my mom. I love her.




*Note: On my blog I've now used the words nipple & boner in strange context. To all you perv's who've accidentally found yourself here through random googles.....haha suckers.