Just Call me Columbo

I've solved a crime. Check out the news article I read:

3,000 pairs of panties found along highway By QMI Agency

Cops were stunned to discover thousands of pairs of panties strewn alongside a highway in Fairfield County, Ohio, on Thursday.

"I came up and I looked for myself, and after I got here I couldn't believe what I was seeing," deputy sheriff Gary Hummel told KSPR news.

The underwear -- 3,000 pairs, some clean and some used -- were found in four locations along the highway near Berne Township, piled along the embankments and hanging from trees.

They appeared to have been dumped out of plastic shopping bags from local grocery and department stores.

It took police two hours to pack the panties into 10 garbage bags, which are now taking up all the space in their evidence storage room.

"We just can't figure out where that many underwear would have come from and who would have disposed of them," said Jim Carmichael, a Berne Township trustee.

I read this and laughed. It's hilarious. But then I stopped. Because a light switch went off in my head. If you're a follower, you should have the same feeling in your gut. You know who did this too. C'mon. Is it not obvious? Who likes to party in the bush with his friends and bags of panties? Ya - that's right. IT'S HIM.

Someone call the authorities.





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