It's time for my annual crush list. Much to my dismay I did not meet anyone from my 2011 list like I previously thought I would. But that's okay. For 2012 I've got some good ones, obviously, since I have impeccable taste. Here we go:
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Jason Ritter: There is a sweetness about you. You seem humbled and bashful, but also intelligent and heartfelt. It's endearing. Your character on Parenthood has a mustache that makes you look like a dirt squirrel, but I realize you have to "act" and I know you'll want to clean up before you sweep me off my feet. I'm ready.
P.S. Can I watch you shave? That's so hot. |
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| Jeremy Sisto: It's very weird that I have a crush on you, considering I fell for you in "Six Feet Under" where your character is bat-shit crazy and you have an incestuous relationship with your sister. I can't explain it. But I do know there is something about your voice that drives me wild. You seem like a man's man. Messy and carefree, yet strong and in control. I recently became your friend on twitter. And by becoming your friend, I mean I follow you. Twitter is a tricky little devil that makes me think I'm friends with famous people. Were going to crack up at this at our wedding. In your speech to me, you'll tell all our friends and family how you 'sealed the deal' by following me back. They will all laugh while sipping the homemade wine my dad made. My mom won't laugh though. She doesn't get twitter. |
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| Aaron Paul - The drug life isn't something I'm into. But your character has drive and a good work ethic. What girl doesn't look for that in a man? And what about your sense of loyalty and ability to remain calm in stressful situations? While I realize that is just your character, I'm confident you possess those qualities in order to act them out so well. You and those baby blues are peeking into a little window of my heart. Climb in. |
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| Dax Sheppard - Oh Dax. You are a silly and sweet man - just how I like 'em. I know you're engaged to a really awesome, funny and beautiful girl. But if she happens to get eaten by one of those sloths she loves, I'll console you. But not right away. I don't want to be your rebound. I'll let you sow some wild oats and get it out of your system. Then I'll casually cross paths with you. My awesomeness will emanate off of me and it's a done deal. I figure we'll spend summers here and I'll head your way during the winter. I'm picturing some waterfront property on St Joe's Island where we'll have huge deck parties. And a seadoo. Sound good? |
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Zac Brown - You are a bushy-bearded man that I want to cuddle with. It will probably be at a bonfire. I'll be cold and you'll lend me your checkered plaid jacket. Even though you're probably sick of singing because you're on tour all the time, I bet you pound back a few Bud Light and you're ready to rock. You don't have to sing your own songs all the time either. When you're 'off the clock' you can rock out to some Journey or Johnny Cash. Whatever you'd like. You could sing Raffi for all I care - I can listen to your voice all day long. Currently, I have your song "Highway 20 Ride" as my ring tone. When we get together I'll change it, because well, that's just awkward.
Note: If you didn't get the reference I made about the sloth, you need to watch this video. It's really funny.
Favourite of the Day: It is starting to feel like fall and I love it. I love the weather, I love the wardrobe, I love the pumpkin-y flavoured things. PLUS - craft night tomorrow and were making a fall wreath. Perfect.
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2 comments:
There's a Purolator driver that comes to our building who looks JUST like Zac Brown. I told him that once, but he "doesn't do country music." I suggested he look into the resemblance, it would make a great pick-up line. He told me "I don't take advantage of drunk girls!" Whoa--I hope Real Zac has a WAY better sense of humour!!
We always have the same crushes. Always.
Of course, right?
Dax is the most adorable thing on TV.
Do you watch Survivor? If so, you should consider adding Malcolm to your list.
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